📚🜃 STUDY GUIDE: THE 7 HERMETIC PRINCIPLES ✊✨ A Chaotic Little Zine for Starseeds Who Have Had Enough of This Timeline
A Chaotic Little Zine for Starseeds Who Have Had Enough of This Timeline
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✦ INTRODUCTION
Study Guide: The 7 Hermetic Principles (But With Starseed Clownery and Actual Practical Application)
1. 🧠 The Principle of Mentalism
"All is Mind. The universe is mental."
Truth Bomb:
You are not a victim of reality. You are its screenwriter, director, lighting crew, and emotionally unstable audience.
Application:
Thoughts are spells. Don’t cast curses when you’re tired and dehydrated.
Everything starts in the mind—so if your outer world looks like a dumpster fire, check your internal Google Docs.
Hilarious Wisdom:
You manifested your ex and your existential crisis. Congratulations. That’s power.
2. 🌌 The Principle of Correspondence
"As above, so below; as within, so without."
Truth Bomb:
Your outer reality is cosplaying your inner reality. No escape.
Application:
Want world peace? Start by resolving that ancient grudge against your 5th grade gym teacher.
Spiritual bypassing won’t save you if your aura still smells like resentment and expired oat milk.
Hilarious Wisdom:
If your altar is messy, your third eye probably is too.
3. 🎶 The Principle of Vibration
"Nothing rests. Everything moves. Everything vibrates."
Truth Bomb:
You’re vibrating right now. So is your trauma. So is your neighbor’s weird dog.
Application:
Raise your vibe with joy, music, hydration, and boundaries.
Be mindful of what media, memes, and moon-phase meltdowns you’re absorbing.
Hilarious Wisdom:
You don’t have “bad vibes.” You just need a nap, a snack, and to stop doomscrolling at 3am.
4. 🌓 The Principle of Polarity
"Everything is dual; opposites are the same in nature, but different in degree."
Truth Bomb:
Shadow and light are just different angles of the same divine mess.
Application:
Don’t panic when you feel “off”—you’re just riding the full-spectrum experience of existence.
Use the Law of Polarity to shift your state: hot/cold, fear/love, TikTok/actual gnosis.
Hilarious Wisdom:
You can be both a cosmic oracle and completely unhinged. That’s balance, baby.
5. 🌊 The Principle of Rhythm
"Everything flows, out and in; all things rise and fall."
Truth Bomb:
If your spiritual life feels like a rollercoaster, that’s because it is. You bought the ticket. Buckle up.
Application:
Honor your natural ebb and flow. You’re not supposed to be “high vibe” 24/7. That’s a cult.
Don’t quit your soul mission just because you’re in the emotional dip before the next energetic upgrade.
Hilarious Wisdom:
Your productivity crash isn’t failure. It’s just your soul pressing the “buffering” button.
6. 🔥 The Principle of Cause and Effect
"Every cause has its effect; every effect has its cause."
Truth Bomb:
You’re not cursed—you’re in a feedback loop. And you can change the code.
Application:
Take radical responsibility. (Not guilt. Power.)
Make conscious choices, not emotional flails. Watch the ripple.
Hilarious Wisdom:
You manifested that awkward text chain and that full-body download. Take credit for both.
7. ⚖️ The Principle of Gender
"Gender exists in all things; masculine and feminine energies must be balanced."
Truth Bomb:
You contain divine masculine and feminine. And yes, they’re probably in couples counseling.
Application:
Masculine = action, structure, focus.
Feminine = intuition, flow, surrender.
Sacred union starts inside. External twin flames are on probation until further notice.
Hilarious Wisdom:
Text your inner masculine back. He’s feeling emotionally neglected.
✨ Reflection Questions (That Might Accidentally Heal You)
Which Hermetic principle is currently trolling you the hardest?
How have you unconsciously misused one of these laws (and accidentally summoned chaos)?
What part of your daily life is already aligned with Hermetic truth (even if it looks like chaos)?
What’s one thing you can do today to shift your vibration or perception using these principles?
🌟 Affirmations (That Slap and Heal at the Same Time)
I am not broken. I am buffering.
I create my reality, and also memes that reprogram it.
I ride the waves of existence like a quantum surfer with soul insurance.
My inner sacred union is nonbinary and fully activated.
I am not just surviving this timeline—I’m hijacking it from the inside.
🎭 THE 7 HERMETIC PRINCIPLES: Starseed Zine Edition
1. Mentalism
Example:
u/CrystallineQueer’s boss called them “overly emotional.” They sealed their aura timeline. Next day? Boss fired for embezzlement.
Moral:
Your thoughts are spells. Be intentional—or risk conjuring corporate demons.
2. Correspondence
Example:
u/PleiadianHotSauce’s plants died, their skin broke out, and their ex texted “u up?”
They saged their shame, and suddenly their life aligned.
Moral:
If your life looks messy, your inner world needs a reiki slap.
3. Vibration
Example:
u/MintakaMami realized every date was a trauma loop.
They healed their field. A soulmate appeared.
Moral:
You attract what your unresolved field is cosplaying.
4. Polarity
Example:
u/SiriuslyTraumatized asked, “Am I a holy teacher or a chaos muppet?”
Thoth said: “Yes.” Healing ensued.
Moral:
Lean into paradox. That’s where magic happens.
5. Rhythm
Example:
u/LyranLoner collapsed after downloads but remembered: Rhythm is real.
They rested and astral-projected into a galactic council.
Moral:
You are not inconsistent. You are rhythmic.
6. Cause & Effect
Example:
u/AndromedanBabe cursed their timeline by doom-posting.
They shifted and manifested $444 overnight.
Moral:
Your memes cast spells. Choose wisely.
7. Gender
Example:
u/GalacticGoblin chased soulmates until realizing their inner union needed healing first.
Moral:
Sacred union starts inside.
🌀 ZINE CONCLUSION
You don’t need to master the Hermetic Principles.
You’re already living them.
Use them with intention. Laugh when they troll you.
And remember: you’re here to embody sacred wisdom, not become a perfectionist about it.
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